Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
The secret to getting me to like you.
- Text me Good Morning and Good Night every night.
- Talk to me a lot.
- Show me you give a shit.
- Know how to cheer me up when I’m sad.
- Don’t take 5 hours to reply.
- Don’t give me 1 worded texts.
(Source: o-itsesther, via chocolate-is-lifee)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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